This is a tumblelog, kinda like a blog but with short-form, mixed-media posts with stuff I like. Scroll down a bit to start reading, or a bit more to read more about me.
what kind would you try? (x)
this is so perfect omg
“less ice cream and more lube” literally my new motto
“who let me be an adult”
Wow me afa berry fresh dick
“Made up of sucralose so you don’t have to worry about calories when youre sucking dick"💀
Omg
AHAHAHAH
Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?
Gender of the day
bleu:
look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.
Im in love with Chris Pratt
“just kidding, I’m so strong”
oh my god OH MY GOD
@tinawoodsss: rant: bra freaks
